Russian Chandelier

When a bare bulb is hanging from the ceiling without a light shade or fitting.

His flat is pretty grim, all he's got is Russian chandeliers.

by Hapenzo August 20, 2013

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

Chander

A strange psydonum for a person named Alexander. Origin came from the name Charmander; a pokemon.

Simply remove the letters a,r,m from Charmander. Which gives us the psydonum Chander.

Hey Chander! How are you?

by Stratager April 15, 2009

Chandler

1. A hippie, who has crazy hair, and is retarded in every way posible and eats human eyes.

Im blind!
Because that Chandler ate your eyes

by John Carmens March 16, 2008

Chanderology

A lifestyle that the residents of Chandler Crossings subscribe to. The chanderologist is passionate about "living the good life" and likes to work hard and play harder.

"Mike practices Chanderology. Today he is going to study before going to the gym, laying out at the pool, playing a game of pickup basketball and hanging out in the student lounge."

by Chanderologist #1 May 6, 2009

Chandler

An autistic kid in a wheelchair that is really retarded and has a dick shaped like a roller coaster

Look at chandler playing with his roller coaster

by Evan Roten December 5, 2019

Chandler

His milk chocolate skin is loved by everyone. His purple lips will caress your vaginal lips until his tongue rips it open. His dick is so long that the girls can't it like when they watch the fault in our stars. Keep your eyes on yo bitch cuz chandler is cumin. His nose is covered in that cocaine and will get more. He will get you to buy him more so he can get Horney enough to penetrate you through the roof. He will pop your water even if your not pregnant. He will make you deep throat him like you do to dat beer at a party.

DDDAAAMMMNNNN this chandler is fuckin all the girls

by tubini November 8, 2014