Buzer

A person who is the master (?) of coding php

Buzer > you

by Eljas December 1, 2003

El Buerro

El Buerro is used as an insult towards someone who displays dull, stupid tendencies and constantly lies about supposid bets he has placed. It can also be used for a person who is very poor at a particular computer game and despite this feels the need to give criticise other superior players. In extreme circumstances they can be referred to as El Buerro De Cassa or The House Donkey.

Pete and Henri are playing a soccer computer game. Henri is 3-0 up and brings on a player.
Pete "i wouldnt have brought him on!"
Henri "Why?"
Pete "he never does anything for me"
OR
Pete, craig, flipflop and ian are sitting in the lounge watchin football. A player who was 100000-1 to score 1st scores.
Flipflop "Did you have any money on him Pete?"
Pete "errrrrr ummmmmmmm I........... yeah.."
Ian "How much?"
Pete "A couple of Quid"
Craig "You truely are earn the name El Buerro Pete!"

by flipflop May 6, 2006

penis buffer

one who buffs up the penis by sucking on it, aka spit shine

dammit them queers are all penis buffers

by reno April 21, 2005

Buffer

Someone who acts in an anti-social manner toward their immediate neighbours.

That Buffer is telling her dog to bark again. Noisy Buffer!

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

buffer

military acronym
biggest ugliest fattest fucker ever recruited
commonly used in navy

hes the buffer on this ship

by Kyle Celeron October 28, 2008

Cock Buffer

someone who thoroughly enjoys "spit shinning" another males penis.

X0X0Beans (Peterson Beans) is a real cock buffer.

by UD January 28, 2003

buffer overrun

A "system failure" which occurs when an in-progress DVR recording "runs over" and catches up to the live, on-air broadcast, leaving the viewer to suffer through commercial breaks and other moments typically advanced past using the fast forward feature. Recovery can be attained by postponing the live review, or through the use of the pause and replay features, to refill the "buffer" of recorded content.

Can also apply to streaming video and related live-playing internet media, such as a YouTube video, when hampered by a sluggish download speed.

"Even though I set my DVR to record the finale, I just couldn't wait to watch it. So rushed home, got there about 20 after, and hit play, but after zipping though the first two commercial breaks I hit a buffer overrun and now I'm stuck watching the stupid commercials! Grar!"

by markfromhouston September 25, 2009