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blowing an o-ring

When the lips of your anus, which form an "O", stretch to such an extent due to hours on the toilet, the "O" of your anal lips tear. Thus, you have blown your O-Ring, as well as lost your anal virginity.
"OH GOD! MY ANUS!"

"SUSTIN, ARE YOU BLOWING AN O-RING IN THERE?!?!?!"

*Blood and feces proceed to drip into toilet*
by Sustin Ramham March 23, 2015
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blowing ass

The process in which as person, pulls down their pants, faces the people in the room, bend over, spread their butt cheeks, and fart as hard as they can...smells 3X worse than just farting.Blowing ass.
-Derek got on his desk in study hall and started blowing ass.
-Go blow ass Gracie!
-Your presentation was good but it could have been better if you had blown ass.
-He blew ass and it smelled horrible.
by Dustin m Turner 123 October 7, 2007
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Blowing Ass

A fart of mass proportions.
Dude, after those Coors Lights last night I have been blowing ass all fucking day.
by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003
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Blowing out your junk.

In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk
Has your husband wanted to have sex with you since blowing out your junk.
by Cheezy the man clown March 29, 2009
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Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX

Best New Brewery in Austin, TX. Can be found at local bars in Austin, Houston and Dallas.
"Dude! Is that a Circle brew?"
"Yea Bro, I'm all about the Blur"
"Dude, I'm all about the Envy"

Additional examples can be found at Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX
by 2hot2handle2cold2hold September 29, 2011
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blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?
by Med Student December 2, 2005
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mind blowing

when a female sees a guy and imagines giving him a blow job
look at her you could hella tell she mind blowing him
by pegasuskv April 14, 2010
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