Cannon bits

Left over turds after you shart

ahhh shit i forgot to check for cannon bits

by Bag of tea June 7, 2009

Bit-Sing

To repeatedly sing a lyric or other short phrase from a song over and over, usually to the annoyance of others. variations: bit-hum, bit-whistle, etc.

"if you bit-sing "I like big butts..." one more time, I will punch you."

by Mr Njorl February 25, 2009

a bit of a one

A chancer. Someone who pushes the limit of what is acceptable and treads that fine line.

Did you see Tony at the market last weekend? He was flogging hooky DVDs and Blu-Rays.
Yep, he's a bit of a one, that Tony.

by Maxx-B March 28, 2020

chompin at the bits

Extremely ecstatic to do something

I'm really chompin at the bits to go snowboarding.

by DoomMonkey December 15, 2015

thumber bits

cockney slang:
a woman tits and nipples

hello love could i fancy a look at your thumber bits?

by Irish Revolutionary May 30, 2006

absolute bits

being in a state of foolishness, dissoray or confusion for a limited time period.

Today I was in absolute bits because I thought the orange I was eating was an apple.

by playcrossy December 22, 2010

skid bit

A bit of time spent in prison. Short bursts of time served under a year.

Before joining alcoholics anonymous, he could always be found at Rikers serving a skid bit.

by Rdukes October 28, 2017