Break the bathroom

Going to the bathroom when the teacher says no

I had to break the bathroom beacuse mrs.lon would not let me go.

by Break January 24, 2019

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Funky school Bathroom

The bathroom always smells like pussy and hot ass It also smells like old crusty fish patties with a side of shit.

Random girl walks in the Funky school bathroom: "it smell like someone left their pussy in this bitch!

by lollyholly1234567890 February 12, 2020

4th floor bathroom

The place where all the kids go for some fun! like a little bit of nic as well as the place where the party starts

Let’s go for the 4th floor bathroom

by nicotine February 22, 2020

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

The Blood in the bathroom

When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.

Her: what what “the incident” at your high school

Him: the blood in the bathroom

Her: what?

Him: it’s a long story

by ElloLuvs June 17, 2021

same shit different bathroom

the act in which you pursue a second minimum wage job and are so burnt out you’re essentially grinding the same thing everyday although the difference is there are separate restrooms at both places of work in which you may hide out (or shit)

Jessica: Aren’t you getting a little burnt out at your second job?

John: Same shit different bathroom!

by sweatymuscles July 11, 2021