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Piggy Bank

When you lick your thumb to get a plan b pill stuck to it and insert it a girl's anus at the same time as cumming into her vagina to prevent pregnancy. A deposit and saving simultaneously.
"Hey bro, did you pull out, or do you have a kid on the way?"

"Nah, but I used the piggy bank, so I'll be alright."
by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021
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Bank Math

A method of financial management that involves rounding any transaction up to the next dollar amount. Bank math prevents any overdrafting of bank accounts because the amount remaining in the account is always more than you believe it to be.
Let's see, the burger is $4.79, and the fries are $2.19. So quick Bank Math, that's like $8, and I have $15 in my account, so I should have $7 left for tonight.
by BaxterDog December 29, 2017
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Shallisiosa Banks

Sherries right hand woman. She was sacagamima, sacagamanis, joehanus, chlorinis, Jamal, buttholia, buttcheekia, and buttanala’s rich aunt and skinny legend. She is often seen in the hills of jamaa township with the unnamed father. Seeing shallisiosa brings good fourtune unto the pure hearted but pure havoc and chaos to the anti sherrie sharters (sherrie followers) The public often refers to shallisiosa as shallisa for short, and many people have been named shallisa.
I saw shallisiosa banks in the hills and then I fell into a coma because I’m not a sherrie sharter
by OEBLIVION May 7, 2021
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Robin Banks

A Criminal Lawyer who Manipulates and cheats his Way to the Top
Jack: Did You see Joe’s New Ad?
John: Gotta Dial Robin?
Jack: He’s thinks he’s a Robin Banks
by Robin D. Banks April 17, 2023
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Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.
A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"
by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 1, 2012
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Bang Bank

A mental list of girls a guy wants to bang.
Can be associated with pictures.
Dude, who's number one in your bang bank?
Christina dude, my ex-girlfriend.
Nice man, what a fine piece of ass she is.
by Doesn't Really Matter Too Much February 1, 2010
mugGet the Bang Bankmug.

nose bank

A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.
Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.
by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017
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