Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

Finger Baking

Finger baking is a lot like finger banging but instead of "banging" your fingers in the vagina you "bake" them. The longer you can bake a finger the better, and the more fingers you can bake the better. Leaving 1 or more fingers in the vagina for an extended period of time constitutes the "baking". He who bakes the longest wins!

Dude! I was finger baking my old lady for 47 minutes last night. She loved it!

by Boomsmash June 9, 2015

Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016

ill-baked

Poorly formulated.

The senate should modify its ill-baked policies.

by iam_wealthyman February 14, 2020

EZ Baked

Having a group of guys use icing and syrup as lube while fucking you on all fours in a room full of people and finishing by spraying whipped cream in your ass hole

I got ez baked at the bathhouse and now I have ants

by Dustin TheWind November 18, 2020

baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.

Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.

by Mehoku February 28, 2018

bake time

Bastardization of the time where you fo' swizzle her nizzle which is the bastardization of putting in the correct nizzle in her gas tank, which is the bastardization of putting it in without pulling out.

Yo gurl , I didn't expect for us to have that bake time last night. Shit was FIRE!

by Tristan_301119 October 3, 2016