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Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Badass

The girl/guy who will beat up the Ex boyfriend/girlfriend because they broke their best friends heart into pieces. That friend who will kick the school jock in the balls because he can't take a hint that he's not wanted.
Damn, did you see what Payton did to Caleb?

I know. She kicked him in his balls.

She is such a badass
by HottestChick July 7, 2015
mugGet the Badassmug.

Badass

A fat fruity human who thinks there cool but isnt.
Have you seen Lilly…? Shes a badass
by Bladdermishap November 12, 2021
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kind badass

I’d say someone that would talk to their plants and say nice things to help them grow and would also full send things and would possibly jump off a cliff or something of the sort. With a bungee cord
Wow, look! There’s a kind badass talking to plants and jumping off that cliff
by sarahelvis September 6, 2021
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sucks badass

a combination between "sucks so bad(ly)" and "sucks ass"
Man, this YouTube video is so fuckin retarded, what comment should i put: this sucks sooooo bad or this sucks ass ???
Why not put: this sucks badass ???!
by AndyMASH July 5, 2010
mugGet the sucks badassmug.

Ca aurait été badass

When you talking shit but won't admit staying quiet just throw that. Certified finest french conversationnal technique.
- Yo did you watched Dune, crazy !!
- YESSSSS, with my man Denzel Washington

- Nope, no Denzel in this

- Yeah maybe but Ca aurait été badass

(Just continue repeating until the homie start crying, then leave.)
by GreenTea4all October 29, 2021
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Ultimate badass

by RooSwan May 13, 2019
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