blaze skunk

the obscure, uber cool way to say "smoke marijuana"

Do you blaze skunk?

by padrino1 February 4, 2014

What the skunk?!

1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!

Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!

by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022

Skunk slinger

Weed dispensary, or dealer.

See also: ganjamonger

Better visit the skunk slinger today, I'm almost out of the goods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 14, 2016

skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018

Urban Skunk

Slang term used when describing the smell of marijuana wafting through the air in a parking structure in an urban area.

"Dang! It's only 8 am on a Monday and someones smoking that Urban Skunk"

"Oh shit, whats that smell?" "I can't be sure but I think Urban Skunk."

by poopwindowofopportunity June 30, 2014

Sugar Skunk

An individual cursed with insufferable body odor who attempts to mask it with yummy perfume.

Mtume smells like doom and tries to cover it up with yummy perfume.

Tyrone smells like provolone and tries to cover it up with yummy cologne.

My heart sunk when I discovered my one night stand was a Sugar Skunk.

by Vanilladream October 2, 2014