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apocalypstick

getting together with your girlfriends to talk about everything that's currently the end of the world.
" We're headed out to the bar for some apocalypstick. "
by munchflower October 1, 2007
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Apocalyptic Betty

From the woman who brought us NiMb.ie, Yaoi, and The Missionary Kids, comes Apocalyptic Betty, an EBM solo act, planning on album release in 2009.
Apocalyptic Betty is some really crazy EBM shit.
by toee December 3, 2006
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apocalips

a deadly kiss from someone who you once loved. Coming from the root word apocalypse, meaning the end of the world.
It was the last kiss i received from his apocalips.
by L.M Watson March 14, 2008
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apocalypturd

Dismissive or derogatory term for doomsday or apocalypse scenarios, and of groups, people or media focused around them. May also encompass conspiracy theories. Usually indicates a self-defeating level of hyperbole or histrionics on the subject's part.
That disaster movie was a pile of apocalypturds.
by One of those things March 2, 2010
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Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.
Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
by anonfromhell December 20, 2012
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Apocolypse

When the budha(see entry by Grim Reaper) realises that he has no more followers and then he comes down to earth and lands in a slave camp were he is mistaken for an escaping slave and then shot. Then a giant meteor hits the earth and destroys all living creatures.
"Hey look escaping slave shoot him!"
"No its Budha but OK"
BANG
"wow his head is shiny like that meteor heading towards us"
"Oh shit! AAAAAAAAAA-"
BANG!
by Grim Reaper May 13, 2005
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acockalypse

When you wake up in a room littered with cocks.
Martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his ass in a full acockalypse.
by dontimo December 9, 2008
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