i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

big smoke do be lookin kinda thicc.

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

by becauseyes no yes no 6969 November 1, 2020

hoe and a half

a girl who is more than a hoe than a hoe and 3/4s but not quite a hoe and 5/8ths .
can also be used in joking terms while sitting in the back row in french class.

1) did you see what that girl did last night. what a hoe and a half!
2) respect yourself! pull down your shirt, you hoe and a half!

by lmaoooo hehhee January 21, 2011

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

t and a

tits and ass

Let's join Tae-Bo and get some T and A!

by Luke April 2, 2003

Duck and a half

the ugliest girl in a place or group

Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever

by Y.P.24 May 12, 2008

Ambien and a Wink

When a woman tells you she wouldn’t mind waking up with a leaking gaped asshole as she takes an Ambien and winks at you.

“STACEY game me the ole Ambien and a Wink last night for some painal destruction”.

by Demon Fingaz April 28, 2021