by Thelongrilayhere April 22, 2022

Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this cup! You need to know that YOU are beautiful! YOU are amazing! There is nobody just like you. You are beautiful and unique in your own way. Even when life is getting you down, you still manage to shine. No matter what anyone says, you are amazing. Taylor Swift is quaking. Now go outside and be perfect, you litter star.
by Tehxjejs December 14, 2018

by cool salsa December 10, 2018

When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.
Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.
by Mudge Malog January 19, 2021

by Amazingnessss October 14, 2009

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 3, 2023
