king von

KING von was from 63rd no on GD

KING von not from 64rd

by Jesse901 October 26, 2022

Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.

"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

D-Von

A sexual act where the dominant male sits on a female's face while her husband sucks his toes.

Bro, I just D-Von'd that bitch.

Her husband is such a slut.

by Devon "D-Von" Drysdale November 7, 2025

Von Werner

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped

I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.

by squiggle pig January 27, 2020

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 17, 2019

Von

The dude that gets women and is an overall well rounded individual and has a gigantic ass

Man 1 : Daamn that dudes ass is niceeee.
Man 2 : He must be a von.

by VonHasAHugeAss January 30, 2022

Baron Von Steuben

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024