Soggy Noodle

A tepid and dull individual, feigning disinterest in order to conceal a lack of verve.

After multiple failed attempts at loosening Sally up, the gentleman halted his efforts and deemed her a soggy noodle.

by MoonBeamFrog April 25, 2011

ramen noodles

pfft!!!! The best instant food on EARTH, created in Japan and originally used for japanese astronauts, they are now mostly consumed by poor college students, and ppl who wish they were japanese.

Chicken is one of the best flavores..I like cup ramen the best because it has the little dehydrated chickend and veggies in it...Yum.

by fook May 29, 2005

sucks noodles

A phrase to funnily describe something as bad.

Jimmy: George bush is awesome

bob: George bush sucks noodles.

OR

Fred: Ps3 is the best thing ever

Timmy: PS3 sucks noodles

by owenowenowenowen December 26, 2008

noodle dance

The dance that PB and J otter did when they needed to think up a solution for one of their problems.

It's a kid show that came on Disney Channel.

It was awesome.

Ryanna: I don't know what to do..
Bandan: Let's do the noodle dance!

by I haven't figured that out yet May 24, 2009

fudge noodle

An extremely limp African-American penis, usually associated with post-cocoital lovings.

Damn, boy, how you go from cock-rocket to fudge noodle so fast?

by Sushimama May 29, 2003

Wet Noodle

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.

- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...

by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013

a noodle of Asians

A large group of Asian people.

A collective noun to describe such group. Like a pride of lions or litter of kittens.

I couldn't take a photo of that statue because there was a noodle of Asians all around it.

by razdaz2 March 19, 2017