Jan

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you have a jan (wholesome dick energy)

by The Jan November 25, 2021

Jan

The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.

His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho

xoxo

Person 1: Have u seen his ass? That's faaaat~
Person 2: Yeah that's Jan, duh

by Fattie999 April 14, 2020

Jan

A term for the cutest twink you know typically. A skinny asian man who is adamant they are straight, but secretly love giving the homies a kiss goodnight.

Ayye man do you know where Jan is cause he hasn't given me my goodnight kiss yet.

by Cumchatta12 May 7, 2025

Jan

The name Jan is primarily a gender-neutral name of Dutch origin that means God Is Gracious. Pronounced "Yahn" in Dutch (male), a form of JOHN. Pronounced "Jan" in English (female), a short form of Janet or Janice.
It can also be derived from the greek god "Janus" the god of doors and the past, present and future. Jan is also a person that realises that some lil' kids are posting their urban dictionary names on instagram probs trying to seem cool or deep but look like idiots, since people can tipe it themselves making the skit practically as a lift-up by them selves.

Oh shit, Jan has a big dong, but Jan can br used as a female name too, so she too has a big dong

by Farmacevti grdi November 22, 2021

JAN

An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.

Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?

Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.

by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020

Jan Barun

A wonderful form of Slavic Justice, most commonly used in retaliation of asshole-like behavior.

"This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"

by Wvrme August 21, 2018

Jan

Someone who falls asleep when they should be still drinking 18 hours later

“He fell asleep at 7am!! What a Jan”

by Smirks Fitt May 31, 2018