knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.

Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023

Hamburger Man

(Noun); Someone who is basic, plain or boring

Lauren is such a Hamburger man! She never does anything exciting!

by Foam_Flipflops39 September 18, 2020

hamburged

Whenever you find something nice in your city, it closes down shortly after.

"There used to be a semi-decent cupcake place in ABC-Straße, but it has since been hamburged."

by hmans November 8, 2019

Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

by Bilal H. August 18, 2010

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024

Crazy Hamburger

When something is outstanding or bizarre

"Yo that 360 no-scope was Crazy Hamburger"

by Ph4antom October 2, 2022

hamburger manouever

To fold the two testicle over the penis, then proceeding to squeeze the testicles to ejaculate with optimal force.

I got my nuts stuck in a vending machine, only way out is the hamburger manouever

by user2452058 February 6, 2024