Root Rage

When you see someone you wanna fuck but you know for one reason or another you'll never be able to. You wind up with 'root rage.'

You pay your rent on a Saturday and the receptionist is showing her cleavage , and you know you wanna fuck her , but you know that you'll never be able to. Now , when you go back and crack a beer with your mate and talk about it , its . "Man paid the rent saw this chick and now i got fuckin root rage"

by smokeyvic December 6, 2013

Charity Root

Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.

Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".

by *Mad-Maco* August 10, 2009

Grow roots

When you're waiting for something too long

A : You're not gonna wait for him? Don't tell me.. you don't like him anymore?
B : No,I'm not gonna wait for him any longer I'm about to grow roots lmao.

by weerwerrt December 21, 2019

butt roots

The act of sitting in a chair for FAR too long and your butt grows roots.

"I have worked my 12 hour shift and it was really slow, I think my butt has grown butt roots."

by bootyroots12 March 12, 2014

Root and recruit

Fucking someone to get them to join a political cause.

Lucinda is gay but will do the old root and recruit for BLM

by Happy happy hour happy Friday February 17, 2021

swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

root down

To have sex in the woods. To get naked in the forest and having wild animal sex.

My girlfriend and I go out to the wilderness to root down

by Spotsaneed June 13, 2004