Ketchup Shit

Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.

Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man

by Shadowduck July 25, 2016

Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.

"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"

by kelloggs h November 5, 2017

Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.

Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."

by WaffleDude October 18, 2020

Ketchup

I got the sos
no ketchap

just soss
ro soss

boomb boobm pauu

the twin go pa pa pa pa

skraah

boum

the red sodium bulk you cream over every single edible substance

How do you even use the word "ketchup" inside a sentence without making it look weird :<

by ShimYeong January 25, 2022

Ketchup Confidence

To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.

Example: @ Restaurant

You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...

Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"

*After the fact*

"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"

by Grafixgg October 4, 2023

Spicy Ketchup

Barbecue sauce

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup

by Dezi November 4, 2023

ketchup covered hotdog

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis

Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog

by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015