Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.

"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"

by kelloggs h November 5, 2017

Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.

Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."

by WaffleDude October 18, 2020

Ketchup

One of the two traditional ingredients in fry sauce. Can also be used as a condiment for grilled cheese sandwiches. Often used incorrectly on hot dogs, fries, eggs, burritos and other, non-grilled cheese foods.

This restaurant does not have fry sauce. They only have ketchup.

by LDSBCFan January 5, 2018

Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.

Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.

by Pitchy June 25, 2015

Stirring the ketchup

Female masturbation while on her period.

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Hot dogging with no ketchup

The sexual act of insertion with no condom or lube

Ya Jessica and I couldnt wait, we were just hot dogging with no ketchup

by Pickle8648 December 6, 2021

red ketchup

A term for uncensored blood. Also simply ketchup

Person 1: bleeds

Person 2: Oh my god there is red ketchup everywhere!
Person 3:yes, i like ketchup.
Person 4: the blood is not censored

by WarriorCatsFan7 September 7, 2022