what the curly wig

Is a phrase like "what the hell" and "what the fuck" but is often used as a way to avoid saying phrases like those two. It can be considered a kiddish saying.
Just tell me, what the curly wig, you are talking about. What's your angle? What's your point you are tryna make?
by Master of beargreen August 04, 2023
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bus driver wig

A short, cheap wig. Also called a "kitten-wig," it's essentially a brown version of an early 2000's short emo haircut.
"Did you see Shaniqua in that ugly ass Bus Driver wig?"
by poopoop i like poop April 02, 2019
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really cool wig

neil cicierega: i had this dream where i was wearing a really cool wig
random person: same bro
by human i think February 04, 2023
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wig has flown

when you are so shook your fake wig fly's across the room and someone see's it and is shook as well. Also when your mind is so blown you say "my wig has flown"
person 1 "oh my gosh this kid likes you"

person 2 "no way my wig has flown"

person 3 "umm whos wig is this?"
by brookie.is.magestic December 01, 2018
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wig pushed back

To fuck up a mutherfucker... Literally by kicking his ass and knocking his head off
Man 1: Yo man, Zodi was all up in your face yesterday

Man 2: Yea, no stress I made sure he got his wig pushed back
by SSSH November 25, 2013
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wig split

to take a giant bong toke or to finish smoking a potent form of marijuana. AKA-BKA (KRON)
That SOUR DEISEL shady had last night really had my "WIG SPLIT"...
by shady dickens.... September 10, 2008
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Wig You One

Term used to describe the art of pulling someone’s hair and dragging them by it.

This is normally a swift and sharp motion that leaves the victim on the floor. There is no required distance someone needs to be pulled to be considered being wigged, but they do need to move from where they originally where.

The word “wig” in this sense does not mean a literal wig (as is also the case with the term “ket wig”), but instead the literal hair.

In some dialects, hair in general can be called a wig.
“Your da sells Christmas lights all year round.”

“Oh shut up with the your da jokes before I wig you one.”
“Your da needs a wig.”
by Worn Forrest April 16, 2022
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