cocky watchman

A Liverpool term for an 'old fashioned' type security guard employed to patrol education premises, building sites, etc. Usually these men were well past retirement and cheap employment for the local authorities

Do a runner, here comes the cocky watchman!

by Grozzee February 29, 2012

So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?

by drummer120uck October 3, 2009

Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.

Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!

by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009

warchant

The chant originated by Florida State University football fans. It is used to intimidate opponents and celebrate football exploits. It is the best.

Listen to the sound clip

by SeminoleWarrior June 14, 2005

swiss watch

An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.

by Duders November 30, 2007

wacham

1. Can be used like ‘what now’ or ‘how do you like me now’
2. Can be used as touché

1. Man 1: 2+2=5. Man 2: 2+2=4, Stupid, Wacham!
2. Man 1: You are retarded. Man 2: Yo Momma is retarded. Man 1: Wacham!

by Mr. Talk May 3, 2009

watchup

Conglomeration of "what is up" , "what's up", or "what you up to"

"Hey, watchup?"
"Whatchup, ketchup?"

by topy October 18, 2008