Wang Lao

He is the complete form of Wang Lai and Wan Lo combined. It is believed that he is 8,000,000,000 years old. No one can really know his age because he was born before time even existed. It is also believed that he created light when light shone on his head.

A: Wang Lao have some hair!
B: No! It is not possible!

by WANG LAIII November 3, 2021

river wang

When your penis shrinks due to cold temperature

Dang , I'm rocking river wang

by Jakko snappu June 6, 2016

Wang Doodler

When you have a girl hanging from a fan upside down, while giving you a blowjob. Formally known as the yangtze massacre

I was pipin this bitch and she pulled out a rope and gave me the best wang doodler EVER!

by Condon Nick February 28, 2009

wing-wang

A Nick Name for a Penis

He whipped out his wing-wang at work and got fired!

by KatGoddess April 21, 2004

Wang Pancake

When someone wraps a pancake around their cock and masturbates

Daniels Dad: U wang pancake
Daniel: I may like Elliott's chocolate fingers but I am not a Wang Pancake

by wang.pancake March 17, 2019

wang dogs

A lovely pair of boobies

That bird has a lovely pair of wang dogs!

by Tjbwanger July 29, 2015

Wang Style

Your ability to wheel , to flirt.

You get the hottest girl to go on a date, and then you turn to your friend and say " yo man check my wang style" !

by The red spider October 14, 2009