WTF noob!

This is what you say when a noob uses a dumb tactic or weapon, or they say/do something dumb.

Noob: lawlz 1 g0t a hedshot!!!!!~~

Person: WTF Noob!

by duh13 June 9, 2009

IAH, WTF?!

In all honesty, what the fuck?!

"Hey Steve I heard they have a penis emporium in Beijing."

"IAH, WTF?!"

by Paracetamol Boy September 28, 2006

zomg wtf

probably the best interjection used when in a moment of suspense, surprise and other shit like that.

Person 1: Yeah, there's a raccoon stapled to a wall right here.
Person 2: ZOMG WTF!

by Person 3 December 9, 2007

WTF pwned

Used as a response to a surprise, usually used while spectating someone else playing a video game or when there is the defeat of an opponent, often added with the wordnoob.

(Jim goes left into a room facing a door)
(In a split second, Fred busts the door open without the consent of Jim!)
(Jim's quick reflexes call for a beautiful headshot on Fred's gay ass character)

Jim: WTF PWNED! you damn noob! suck mah balls!

by Wasted256 May 25, 2006

wtf ftw

wtf ftw stands for "what the fuck for the win".
Some users use that "word" when they are angry AND happy.
That sounds weird, and it is so too ;-)
But sometimes somebody uses that just for fun.

User Y: WoW ftw!
User X: lol...WoW ftw? xD
User Y: wtf ftw!!
User X: omg -.-"

by doenervich June 20, 2008

The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.

by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014

(WTF)2

The result of being at a red light and looking out the side door window, only to see the cars in the lane next to you driving off, and you, thinking your light is green too, press on the gas while still looking out the side, ram the guy infront of you. The second boxed ? occurs when you, in a rage of furry for fucking up your hood and bumper, exit the car to witness the damage, and forget the car is still in gear, hit the same car again.

I was like (WTF)2 after Deena told me that my car was up his ass again.

by BeatleLeo December 12, 2017