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I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.
Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days
by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024
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Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022
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I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
Dude I fucked that girl and she was a wishing well of doom
by bitchcanthandle July 4, 2016
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