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wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"
by cassius$ July 18, 2006
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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wad givs

its a kinda wats up......
john:hey man

tom:hey wad givs?

john:nutin much man!!
by nice_boy April 13, 2009
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dit-wad

Variant of dit wad A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis.
My cat is such a dit-wad. He falls in waterdish at least twice a day!

Note: This has been published before.
Not found now.
The word has since been used on the show Jeopardy.
by Damien5280 April 12, 2009
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Wad Waste

by jimmycrapedcorn November 16, 2014
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Flash wad

A large, impressive roll of paper money with a few hundreds on the outside and lots of singles on the inside. Used by gamblers, grifters and con artists for impressing rubes that you're a whale of a rich guy.
He always walked into a deal with a flash wad, but walked out making a lot of vague promises and leaving as little of it behind as possible.
by Debt Hope December 8, 2014
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toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...
"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy
by r the p December 5, 2013
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