Vegan Blowjob

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.

I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.

by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019

Vegan Yip

The random Hicupping noise that tends to come sporadically from vegans. "The Yip" as it's sometimes called has no specific candence but tends to come at completely random intervals and is a by product of not eating meat. Since the afflicted individual has no control over the yip it has been known to cause multiple problems and has coined the term Yipped yourself which is when the yip causes you to shit your pants.

"That dude just Yipped himself!"
That chick has a serious vegan yip going on all she eats in Quinoa

by The Real Real OG June 3, 2018

fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017

Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.

Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)

by J420n March 5, 2020

That Vegan Teacher

A Vegan Terrorist

That Vegan Teacher Is A Vegan Terrorist

by Aritox YT March 22, 2022

WFPB Vegan

A diet consisting of fruits, vegetables, legumes, starches, nuts, seeds, spices, sea vegetables, cruciferous vegetables, sometimes supplements (vitamin b12). Often accompanied by recommendations to get sun exposure and daily exercise. (Vegan- meaning without animal products.)

Peter wanted to try improving his heart health so he tried eating a WFPB Vegan diet.

Rebecca went vegan and soon after decided to eat WFPB vegan for her health.

WFPB Vegan eating changed Jenny’s energy levels, causing her to study nutrition.

NutritionFacts.org has a daily WFPB Vegan checklist called the “Daily Dozen”.

by Debt19 May 16, 2019

beer vegan

A person who drinks craft beer and just needs to talk about it

Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?

“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff

by Grassseed July 14, 2018