Shconty (von Smell)

A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.

Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.

Shconty (Von Smell) your so kind.

by Ellosvs July 16, 2021

von Bargen

chill dude that steals your EE supervisor

Guys have you met the new house fahter in Kava Mitte?
You mean Herr von Bargen? Heard he spends more time in Eiche than Kava.

by bigcockleo August 3, 2021

Von

Von is the sweetest most nicest person you will meet. They are so wholesome, funny, and kind. You are incredibly lucky to have a von in your life. Vons are also gay rats, but in a good way. Von is so pure that god itself fears them. Everyone needs a von in their life.

You are so lucky to have your friend von. They are the best.

by PrdflS8n August 10, 2021

Von Kaenel

Last name of a person who is super duper cool. Skye main that sometimes blinds themselves but it's all part of their master plan to win the whole game and be top fragger.

She's cool asf, Von Kaenel!

by aurelionistaken July 1, 2021

Von Berg

A European title for a king. Direct translation from ancient Germanic: King of Kings.

Once there were a Christian Von Berg - meaning the Christian King of Kings.

by Shufaa July 29, 2012

Von Hugel'ed

To crash your body into someone else's body due to a rush of excitement, which may or may not result in knocking the other person to the ground. This term was created in honor of a contestant who almost knocked Ryan Seacrest down on the talent show American Idol. The term began receiving prominence after the video went viral on the web.

"When I found out I won, I was so excited that I Von Hugel'ed the guy giving me the trophy."

"Sorry man, can't believe I Von Hugel'ed you in my fit of excitement. Let me help you off the floor."

by dplevrites August 30, 2012

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011