Up your nan

What my brother tell me when we’re being annoying to each other

Me: he’s not ugly he’s just ginger
My bro: up your nan
Me: wtf

by Deabie March 20, 2024

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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

A rude phrase.

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.

by TheDofToca February 3, 2023

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

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Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

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big up your boots

Usually used by chavs to describe an action of hype or to tag someone on. Bigging up someone's boots basically means they really want you to get out of your comfort zone and do it.

"oi, c'mon Jordan. Big up your boots and come to the park with the boys"

by Chavvyboyneil_ April 19, 2021

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crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

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