the trumpet

This is a highly complex maneovour performed by 3 males from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Step 1. Male.A bends over
Step 2. Male B inserts a trumpet into Male.A's ass.
Step 3. Male C begins to play the trumpet in a erotic manner, while Male B watches along in envy.

Hey i heard Dan mitch and ben did the trumpet on the weekend!

by Crock March 24, 2005

dirty trumpet

Intestinal gas that also expels feces, performed while receiving fellatio

She was going to town on my schlong, when suddenly it went from a blow job to a dirty trumpet...not only didn't she finish, but I had to clean the sheets!

by Zart July 26, 2006

Trumper

Noun. A Trump supporter.

Those Trumpers are so covidy! The covidity is absurd.

by ShariSaxLady July 5, 2020

Trumper

Adjective

Trumper- Someone who is delusional, believes everything is a conspiracy. Someone who displays cult-like behavior praising a twice impeached president. Someone who displays irrational sentiment towards current events.

by Wonderwoman47 April 12, 2022

Love trumpet

The act of farting while love making

I was shagging her well and she was quite pleased until my love trumpet fired off and ruined the mood.

by Hopster September 5, 2007

Trumpster

An exceptionally stupid person that is fond of/voted for the Raging Cheeto. Also a word for a fucking dumbass. Derived from the words "trump" and "dumpster" since the two are so alike.

"Man, that bitch Karen is such a Trumpster"

by Not taken username February 9, 2017

trumpet fanfare

The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.

MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.

by littledebybigboobs June 16, 2005