toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

Stroke-N-Toke

When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.

I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.

by Hammy312 April 25, 2021

Transit Tokes

The divine right to take a toke on a joint when passing it from one person to another.

Luke: Hardly having tokes, it’s Josh’s turn
Maxwell: Transit Tokes bro

by Uncle Shmal November 25, 2024

Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision

Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind

by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025

Happy toking

Wishing well unto others who are about to toke up.

Do you mind if we smoke this blunt?

Nah man , happy toking!

by Echo_22 October 13, 2025

Toke a Load

A hesh way to say you’re dropping a deuce

Yo bro, sorry to kill the vibe but I gotta go toke a load real quick.

by JayNordy May 16, 2025

Toke

A guy whom wears a jacket all day. He is 1/16th polish and from Copenhagen.

You are such a Toke

by pirathans May 26, 2025