by CJSS September 18, 2016

bob is usually used as a masculine name. it can also be an acronym, like "battle of the books," or "bewildered opossums behind you"
charlie: there's bob!
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!
OR
charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!
OR
charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-
by ben's mop October 16, 2020

by OWIS January 28, 2020

Person 1:I watched a street cat called bob
Person 2:i read it
Me: my cat is called bob
Person 1: errr well done?
Person 2:i read it
Me: my cat is called bob
Person 1: errr well done?
by I don't even know why March 3, 2020

Bob is really a weird and fugly guy who doesn't deserve any food in the summer time. He is usually fat and you usually see him with a hog dog down the street, if you see him be prepared to run. He might attempt to chase you but he is too slow and trips. Bob is quite emotional when he comes to deciding where to pee.
Bob doesn't fit in a telephone box or the subway, therefore he sits on the side walk and cries while holding his hot dog up to his face.
by Greedy the banana January 19, 2016

by NetflixIsBae February 28, 2016
