Milkshake Slang

The act in which a female person gargles male semen for so long until it becomes so soft and unsticky that it essentially becomes a milkshake.

Man 1: Dude, last night Janey milkshake slanged.

Man 2: That's weird man.

by A Pack Of Crispy Crackers August 23, 2016

mexican milkshake

a combination of blood, sweat, and skeet. The the three are normally the direct result of a member of the D-Unit or Skeet Squad.

After Dewey came back from Smoothie King, he decided he'd rather call up his friend Godfrey over for a delightful sharing of mexican milkshakes

by skeetmanhickerson January 12, 2009

marijuana milkshake

A marijuana milkshake is when you put a glass beer mug, bottle, cup, etc. in a freezer and let it frost over. Once it is frosted over you blow a shotgun into the glass then pass the glass to someone else and they "drink" the smoke.

Hey! Who's down for a marijuana milkshake?!

by KoffinKay June 23, 2011

english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.

Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!

by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015

Denton Milkshake

When your brother cums on your girlfriend's face and you kiss it.

Walter was surprised after having his first Denton Milkshake.

by DentonArmadillo June 12, 2018

Mexican Milkshake

Gleason's beverage of choice. He uses it to wash down his fart sandwiches.

Gleason guzzled that Mexican Milkshake down so quickly, I didn't even get to try it!

by QJ Qukasheviq June 22, 2018

apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.

by Revolution April 26, 2019