When someone traps their residence in such a way that it resembles the infamous house in Home Alone, however the mostly harmless traps are replaced with vietnam grade war crimes of traps that cause horrible agony and/or death, similar to those seen in Rambo, a character played by sylvester stallone.
Johnny got swated, but he had Home Stalloned his house so they never made it past the first floor. He's now going to jail for multiple homicides
by SnorterOfSocrates December 10, 2019
by Asodoph Boingberry January 23, 2009
A place where old people go to die.
The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:
"Why do they never come to visit me"
While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:
"Why do they never come to visit me"
While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
by GDPYT November 29, 2018
by 989mb June 13, 2016
slang for rough sexual penetration with home field advantage, common among beardedgay dudes named Pat
by art bear July 20, 2006
a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.
Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?
by eme jota ce October 16, 2009
when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
by bro_07 September 26, 2018