Friend thief

A stupid person who tries to steal your best friend by hanging out with you and your best friend.
For example they are the only person who can sit next to your best friend.

Rulie aka friend thief always has to sit next to my best friend Gilia.

by Bowgirl April 7, 2019

White Thief

A person who steals from another thief to return its belongings to it's rightful owner.

I do white thief heroics for a living.

by DeadRain August 28, 2025

Carseat Thief

Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats

Carseat thief likes young children in carseats

by jakelonglikesmen May 10, 2011

cheap thief

One who Commits a felony in order to steal unvaluables.

The cheap thief commited a robbery but only made off with 50 dollars in change.

by DA price is right October 30, 2010

gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015

slizza thief

slizza is the combination of slice and pizza, a slizza thief is a thief who steals wickedly the last slice of pizza of the box.
he deserves the death penalty

You dirty slizza thief how dare you steal it!

by quarantineisjustmylifestyle November 28, 2020

Ole thief

A thief but in trini.

Wait nah... is my pen in your hand? Yuh blasted ole thief

by theyenvyci March 6, 2024