A stupid person who tries to steal your best friend by hanging out with you and your best friend.
For example they are the only person who can sit next to your best friend.
For example they are the only person who can sit next to your best friend.
by Bowgirl April 7, 2019
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Get the cheap thief mug.A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 12, 2015
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he deserves the death penalty
he deserves the death penalty
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