Oscar the Grouch

The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.

Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!

by AYB March 23, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.

Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.

"my bologne has a first name"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

oscar the snouch

The act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a trashcan, placing your sexual partner in the trashcan, putting the lid on, and then having sex through the hole. When you ajaculate, your partner sticks their head out of the trashcan with an angry face because you finished inside of them.

I met a well-used whore in the alley behind Chumley's for a good-ol Oscar the Snouch.

by cumbuketsssss April 4, 2015

Oscar Ass

When one takes a shit that resembles the characteristics of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street (smell or color)

I just took a shit man it was some mad Oscar Ass

by C Biv July 7, 2010

Pulling an Oscar

When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.

Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"

by hahayouknowit October 30, 2011

Carl-Oscar

Carl-Oscar is one of the most sexy people you can find. He's often bald, even as a child. His IQ is most likely on 75 but that doesn't matter because if you know a Carl-Oscar you have a true friend. His temper isn't always good, though. If you touch him or offend him he can very mad and beat you up even though he's pretty small. He's pretty

megalomania.

Holy cow, Carl-Oscar looks hot!
What's up, dude, did you see Carl Oscar go crazy yesterday?!
Wow, Carl-Oscar has no hair, lol

by Kaptajn Bertel April 1, 2019