An Industry Gardener is someone who appears out of nowhere to defend or hype up an obvious Industry Plant. Industry Gardeners mostly do this on social media platforms like Twitter, with their posts usually garnering several thousand likes.
"Why are we all hating on Obvious Industry Plant all of a sudden? Obvious Industry Plant hate is so forced" said the Industry Gardener
by EvenEEven June 1, 2025

a machine that uses humanpower to tickle the living shit out of your fucking fat belly so you feel some comfort while being a discord mod
Him: bro check out this new machine i bought from ikea
Me: What in the fucking world is that shit?
Him: It is the brand new Industrial Belly Tickler
Me: What in the fucking world is that shit?
Him: It is the brand new Industrial Belly Tickler
by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022

by Kiwistan13 December 12, 2021

when somebody's existence is based on increasing their profile in their industry and appearing as an expert but they are not that good at what they do (please edit this description)
by DM412 April 20, 2018

by pseudonym dude uwu August 27, 2021

TAYLOR SWIFT :)
SWIFTIE: OMG DID YOU HEAR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS UPLOADING ANOTHER ALBUM TONIGHT?
Random person: .....WHAT??
Random person: .....WHAT??
by Swiftie900 January 2, 2022

The industry that is in Mobile, Louisiana, or Florida in September for the hurricanes and in the Midwest in the spring for the tornados. They're not even around long enough to give a fuck about anybody, if another hurricane hit a few weeks later in the Bahamas, they'd already be in the Bahamas with a new story, a new group of people they care so much about, and a new fundraising and rescue effort underway.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry is not on your side, they are not your friend. They are just the people that control your supply chain (they have all the power) if you end up fucked. They are the same people that control the weapons, military, government, industry, and first responders.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
