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T.O.A.L Industries 

T.O.A.L Industries is the best company in the history of the world. No one knows what it makes or how much it is worth, but we do know that it is the best. It owns Gatorade, Google, Apple, Walmart, and Amazon. Everything about the company is completely classified by the U.S. government. T.O.A.L also owns the U.S. government as well as all social media platforms. They have cameras in all houses and cars around the world to make sure you're following T.O.A.L Guidelines. The great and powerful CEO of T.O.A.L industries in Jaxen McRay and right by his side is the COO Adryn Ingle.
Don't do bad things is watching you T.O.A.L Industries
T.O.A.L Industries by Jwinn99 October 10, 2019

t o y o t a c o r o l l a 

t o y o t a c o r o l l a .
someone:what is dat?
me: T O Y O T A C O R O L L A

I.W.T.K.Y.A.L.T.Y.A.O.A.L.Y.I.Y.S.S

I want to kiss you a lot. Touch you all over. And lick you in your special spot.
Her: Hey boo
Him: I’m fine .. but you know what I.W.T.K.Y.A.L.T.Y.A.O.A.L.Y.I.Y.S.S

D.a.l.t.o.n

Da best.

ass hole who gets away with everything

Like a dick who
Tells lies
On the go

Never getting in trouble
D.a.l.t.o.n is a gangster

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.
Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Rolling

On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fat
Black
Ass
Off
Laughing

Out
Loud
Guy #1:Holy shit. That guy got pimp smacked by a he-bitch
Guy #2:R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Guy #1:Wow, just say lol for once