Banging Donk

An aggressive way of telling someone to stop talking.

Ignorant Person " the holocaust never really happened you know?"

Person 1 "you know what you want to do with that?"

Ignorant Person "what's that?"

Person 1 " put a banging donk on it!"

by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009

donk bet

To place a bet in first position on the river in texas holdem with little or no value to be gained. This play is used as a bluff and a scare tatic, most likely resulting in additional bets gained at a latter time.

I had missed a draw and I led out on the river knowing I could not win this was a donk bet.

by MR_WOLFF August 24, 2006

donked out

when somebody gets too drunk, and they end up passing out, or blacking out.

She donked out on the stairs

by badonkadonk111 June 29, 2010

Double Donk

In a hand of poker, when two opponenets bluff wildly with no apparent logic, including the second donkey who actually calls a large bet with no significant hand, it is known as Double Donk. This results in results in table-wide stunnage, casting a shadow of diminished credibility on the both players for a minimum of 5 hands. The same vernacular can be applied appropriately in situations such as Triple Donk and Quadruple Donk, and MASTER DONKAGE. (meaning more than 5 donkeys completely donking it up with despite all-ins around the table, and no pairs whatsoever.)

omg, a double donk!?! No, all five of you have no hand at all!! MASTER DONKAGE! Unbelievable.

by Big Clubs October 5, 2007

ba-donk

A very large penis. When the man pulls it out to take a piss it makes a "ba-donk" sound.

Girl: "That guy had a huge ba-donk"

by Dr. Boobies March 16, 2009

Donk Punch

1. When you sneak up behind someone (preferably female) and punch them in the donk (their butt).

2. When a man is having sex from behind a woman and when he's about to cum he pulls out and shoves it into her donk. (Normally not done on a woman you ever care to have sex with again or a true freak).

This defines itself donk punch.

by LorielDetheroc May 28, 2009

mean donk

a serious shit or crap. to take a dump.

Eh, where you headed with the paper brah?
I've got to unload one mean donk!

by drunkle August 20, 2006