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Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.
Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
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Triple Cuntbagger

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.
1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "
by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014
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triple 0

When someone's ankles gets destroyed and you make them fall over.
Jeff: AHAHAHAH, TOM JUST GOT TRIPLE ZEROED
Tom: Fuck off, ill triple 0 you anyday
by pangopango November 22, 2017
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triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.
by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008
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Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.
Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.
by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013
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Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.

An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.

A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.

You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.
by Atooooool May 21, 2016
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Triple Trippler

The act of you and two of your close friends fingerbanging a slut using three fingers each simultaneously.
One Saturday Steve, Levi and Brian were looking for some action. With only one female present they decided to give her the triple trippler.
by Cali St. May 16, 2011
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