master slide

Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.

John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card

by EthanTheEthan aka The Jew September 5, 2020

The Appleton Slide

A sex act where a Cleveland Steamer is administered to someone sitting at a 45 degree (or approx.) angle and the feces is left to run down from the neck / chest area to the genital area. The receiving female is then eaten out until the area is entirely clean. If the recipient is a male then he is blown with special attention to leaving the whole area clean.

Ben - I gave your Mom a Cleveland Steamer yesterday and she loved it.
Nate - That shit is for amateurs! I gave your Mom the Appleton Slide! BTW, can you please go take the bag off her head? I forgot to do that...

by Dirty Sanchezzzzz June 6, 2013

Mahogany Slide

PooP Shoot or the Ass Hole

I want to get Balls Deep in that Mandy Moore Bitchs Mahogany Slide and Mosby on her back!

by PFARM April 28, 2006

slide tackle

Common terminology used by ex (or want to be) collegiate athletes describing the physical act of tenaciously pursuing a female prospect and successfully achieving the evening's mission of sexual relations.

Synonyms: leg sweep, take down, head lock, yard sale...

I'm going to a wedding this weekend and I'm hoping to slide tackle one of the bridesmaids.

by Desperado 2009 February 20, 2009

mud sliding

when you and your male homosexual partner engage in anal sex using poo as lubricant

"My friend and i decided to mud slide at night when we ran out of lube."
"Feel like mud sliding later?"

by mississippithunder February 20, 2018

Foil Slide

A piece of aluminum foil approx. 2 inches wide by 10 inches long used for smoking crystal meth.

The Drug Task Force noticed several foil slides upon entering the residence of a known meth cook.

by Chad "Snitch" Moore October 16, 2006

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011