Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)

Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford

by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020

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Sam is a person who seems really cool at once and seems to get all the girls but as soon as u date him he turns into a wimp who cries everyday and u have to constantly deal with it and is very heard to break up with as he gets addicted then once u break up with him and stops being a wimp again Sam is a very complicated person who thinks he is amzing he is also very anoyying the only good thing about him is he is very friendly with the boys

Hi im Sam

by Big billy Jones March 27, 2021

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The smartes, strongest sexiest guy around that all the lady's are looking for

Please there I plenty of SAM To go around

by SAM G G February 1, 2015

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(adj.) acting in a cringe way, often like a millennial. "Someone who acts "Sam" may be "Crying Bart Simpson" emo, or may laugh at Minion memes or Kris TikTok skits.

Person A: Hey, you stole my chicky nuggies, that's not vewy nice, I'm gonna cry now.
Person B: You're acting Sam right now I can't take it anymore.

by Lilya211 August 26, 2022

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