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HeXeN ///: The Movie

HeXeN /// is a great comedy starring Sharlto Copley as Daedolon, Cassandra Lynn as Marlene, and Gary Coleman as Gary. In it, Daedolon, some Duke Nukem type guy, goes postal on Johannesburg, with the help of his Uncle Brad (Brad Pitt), Marlene, and Gary. Neill Blomkamp, the coolest guy in Souf Afrika, shoots John Carmack in the balls. Daedolon and Marlene then go postal, then at the end, they hear that South Africa has blamed the shootings on India and the US, and will destroy them with nukular force. The US, in retaliation, has sent missiles out to Afrika, which are expected to hit in 2 minutes.
I just saw HeXeN ///: The Movie today. It was fokken lekker!
by DagothUrDoomGuy January 25, 2010
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movie type

to judge a movie by its previews
she said she didnt want to see it cause she movie type it stereotype
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movie listening

Rather than movie WATCHING, movie listening occurs when two people have become distracted by each other during the movie and start making out, leaving them only the ability to hear the movie instead of see it.
guy 1: so was the movie you watched with that girl any good?
guy 2: I don't know, it was more of a movie listening deal, we only got to watch like 20 minutes of it.
guy 1: scoooooooooooooooooooore.
by movielistener November 14, 2010
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glue movie

Movies you can't stop watching whenever you see them on TV.
Every time I see Ferris Bueller's Day Off on TV I have to watch it! It's my glue movie.
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laundry movie

Any short to feature length film that one can easily walk away from for a few minutes at a time and get the jist of the characteristics (i.e. characters, editing, angles, story).
Tricia had a night planned that must've been the envy of all her friends...last night before taxes; laundry movie and some wine... they'd have to be jealous.
by Snozzel June 26, 2008
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Background Movie

A movie that you put on while you surf the internet, do a puzzle, or shag!
by easy2wank January 21, 2009
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sperm movie

Movie, book, whatever, in which one guy battles massive piles of villains or weapons to get to the goal. Pretty obvious where the image came from.
"Superhero flicks are such sperm movies."
by Dudlette February 2, 2014
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