Isaiah

A dense, dumb man with a sexual penchant for Craigslist ads.

Isaiah: Man, did you see that Craigslist ad this morning?
Me: Please put your pants back on.

by Sadfoot June 8, 2018

michael isaiah bill rosiles

doesnt like being flipped off, goes to bovina transferrin to south hills wears broken ass glasses. cant skate, doesnt play fotnite good, looks like his mama still dresses him. has no friends snapchats dryer than the sahara dessert. says lmao too much. cant roast. needs them eye brows did.,.

have you seen michael isaiah bill rosiles
oh the one with the fucked up glasses

by pussygirl123 June 9, 2018

jason isaiah

The combination of two very powerful names and Jason Isaiah can light up a room and turn out the lights all on the same evening I am very very funny very sexual add very in tune with his feelings and yours if the you were in a relationship with him or are close to him in some kind away loving him is the challenge and the journey of a lifetime and should be p

Ex. My names jason Isaiah and I'm the shit baby with a capital badass

by Christin's Saiah June 9, 2018

isaiah churchwell

very sexy dark chocolate young man who will love and charish any female who comes his way.

isaiah churchwell is awesome.

by isaiah churchwell December 13, 2017

Magarity Isaiah

A Fat black kid that doesn't know how to do his hair

Guy 1 "Hey you know Magarity Isaiah right?"
Guy 2" Yeah, that fat black kid that doesn't know how to do his hair right?"
Guy 1"Bingo!"

by G200 April 24, 2018

Isaiah

He is the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet. If he returns your feelings then make sure to keep him as he’ll make your life a living Heaven. He will shower you with compliments and love. He’ll hate anyone mean to you and will stand up for you if no one else does. Things might get awkward at first as he doesn’t crush on many people but soon enough he won’t stand to be away from you. He might be aggravating sometimes but he makes that up with love and affection later on. He is humorous and caring. If your boyfriend is named Isaiah make sure to keep him as he’ll be the best thing that ever happened to you (talking from experience).

Person: I just started dating someone! Wanna know who?
Other Person: who?
Person: It’s Isaiah!
Other Person: You better hold on to him. He’s an amazing person!

by Kacchan_420_277 January 1, 2020

Isaiah

Isaiah got that major foot fetish my guys he sexist asf i habe seen him beat woman n ye hasnt gotten arrested yet. Plus i bangged his mom now she keeps calling me bout last night feeling like filing a restraining order. He also said he raped my mom but im pretty sure he doesnt even know where she is nor even that retarded to rape a half paralyzed woman

Guy1-Dude look at isaiah!
Isaiah-ShUt Up WoMaN!!!!
Isaiah-*slaps the woman*
Guy2-dude tf im callin the police!
Guy1-i tried that like 24 times havent been sent there once thank god we not woman
Isaiah-nigger ill beat u like how i beat my woman if u snitch!!
Guy 1&2-yo g chilllllllllllll
Isaiah-pussies

by Nigger Mcnigga January 19, 2020