by Burgerjohn April 25, 2020
Get the turd grenade mug.An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.
Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.
G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?
All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.
“End Scene”
G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?
All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.
“End Scene”
by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020
Get the Axe Grenade mug.A form of torture used In the late 2010's
The ballsack grenade is when you would attach a firework to a mans ballsack and/or Vagina and attach a lighter on your tongue. If the tell a lie, statr licking their ballsack and run away.
The ballsack grenade is when you would attach a firework to a mans ballsack and/or Vagina and attach a lighter on your tongue. If the tell a lie, statr licking their ballsack and run away.
by Hi welcome to pizza hut March 12, 2020
Get the Ballsack grenade mug.1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly
2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...
...i have done the research woman!
...your breast milk is NOT gross!
...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."
flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"
jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."
flight attendant - "sir!"
wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."
jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
...i have done the research woman!
...your breast milk is NOT gross!
...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."
flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"
jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."
flight attendant - "sir!"
wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."
jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
by beachole October 27, 2012
Get the exit grenade mug."I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012
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Get the Grenade attack mug.A container used in the trucking industry for micturition. Said bottle is then disposed of with grenade style throwing techniques. Rookie users may also set them on the pavement in parking lots or on top of fuel pumps. Throwing techniques are perfected with practice.
Cletis is ready for some serious trucking now that he has three empty trucker grenades ready to be filled.
by Sh!tB!rd October 31, 2023
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