Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.

I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.

by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017

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finish quantum

A dishwasher tablet.

We use Finish Quantum to turn on the dishwasher.

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023

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When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

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Finished FC

another name for VARchester Penalted

"Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"

by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022

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Finish-line thot

A female that only chases men when they’ve achieved high/powerful status and or financial success.

“Carly never stays with her boyfriends during they’re grind and hustle, but wants to be with them when they achieved success, she’s suck a finish-line thot.”

by Charley Moon January 3, 2021

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