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Cheek Speak

When somebody tries to talk about something they have no knowledge of. Talking out your butt.
Wow that’s such cheek speak. They know nothing about what they are talking about.
by Mochzilla July 3, 2022
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Half-Cheeking

When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.

In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.
Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”
by sackerland May 29, 2022
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cheek collector

One who’s goal is to collect the butt-cheeks of women. This person will never stop until until the cheeks have been collected.
Friend 1: yo, last night was crazy man I heard you tried to get with Kate!?
Friend 2: tried to? Boy, I collected those cheeks last night.

Friend 1: oh shit son, that’s why they call you the cheek collector...
by Young ducky November 8, 2017
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Volumptuous cheeks

Referring to those with Curvy and appealing asscheeks. (Commonly used by those with flattest of asscheeks)
These volumptuous cheeks get me all the Indian millionaires.
by Elben Lord June 3, 2022
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Cheek-seeker

That guy is such a cheek-seeker!
by Dude192855 June 11, 2016
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Tear cheek

to run so fast, in so that your ass-cheeks pound at such a rate that they tear each other up
"The jockeys were coming for me, so I needed to tear cheek to the principals office for safety like a little bitch"
by The weapon of Ass destruction January 21, 2015
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Thatcher’s Cheek

A Nailsea cheek that has been gaped for a deep fucking by men of all shapes and sizes
“Oh I see you’ve got a smile, have you been in thatchers cheek today”

“Arghhh my balls are drained, I’ve been to Thatcher’s cheek today”
by Bigmanotfromnailsea April 8, 2021
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