Christian teachings say that Jehovah, Jesus and Holy Spirit are the same, or a trinity. No so. Jehovah is father, supreme being, who, using his Holy Spirit (active force) created Jesus, (son).
by I don't attend January 15, 2009
Get the Trinity mug.A racist, hate-mongering "church" in Chicago formerly attended faithfully by President Obama. Members of this "church" must adhere to concepts such as a commitment to the black community, black family, and black work ethic. They are also to reject the idea of settling at "middleclassness." The pastor(s) of this "church," according to their doctrine, aspire to have a congregation who supports all active church members outside the church AND SOCIALISM (well, they call it economic parity...). They also harp on "African people in diaspora," or Africans who were forced into a large migration to a new land.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: I am a part of a black church who supports other black people.
Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!
Christian: How is my church any different from yours?
Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*
Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!
Christian: How is my church any different from yours?
Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*
by The Balthazar September 6, 2009
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by john5478975 November 9, 2011
Get the Trinity mug.a proper dirty sket likes to photoshop her photos and hate on her own fan pages and she thinks she’s relevant
person 1: isn’t that trinity keller?
person 2: yeah it is, she’s a proper skank
person 1: didn’t she hate on her own supporters?
person 2: yep she’s a proper cunt
person 2: yeah it is, she’s a proper skank
person 1: didn’t she hate on her own supporters?
person 2: yep she’s a proper cunt
by prettyfitlass123 May 12, 2019
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Trinity is usually a big beasty woman. She smells and most likely hasn't showered in about a week and a half. She stinks to high heavens and is known for eating chickens whole. She can barley fit through a door and has to wear a diaper to sleep. She does nothing but sit at her kitchen table and eat and she probably has a Roblox account. She has also probably, and if not yet, will soon date someone who only has the change of one shirt. She also wants to jump in and drown herself in a bowl of beans, for the sweet relief of death.
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by Sadie()Is()My()Lady April 22, 2018
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by KPT October 4, 2003
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