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[Desktable Tennis]

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.
Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck
by Davion Williams December 9, 2008
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Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)
real tennis hours my bois!
by cypressxyz November 9, 2018
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Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'
Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!
by S0phzero February 23, 2024
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Tennis

Adverb- Flamboyantly, but also in a Bad-ass manner
-"Dang look at that guy frolicking over there"
-"Oh dang. I ain't normally one for frolicking, but that man's making it work"
-"That's what we in the biz call 'Running Tennis'"
by SamJohnson April 1, 2022
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The Dirty Tenni

The Dirty Tenni

When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...
Nathan sat and watched as his wife received The Dirty Tenni from behind.
by Hill8illyBrenno September 1, 2022
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Tenny

The most influential person you can ever meet.
She's a whole lot especially cus she's nice but can be completely annoying, if you're dating her it's a whole different level.
Basically, she's a nice girl with a soft heart and she's really one you want to be with
Mark: guy haven't u seen the doctor, why you still looking all sad

Leroy: I don't need a doctor, I'm just trying to find a real TENNY
by Jefferey.. November 16, 2019
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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