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[teddy] Bloxpin 

The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.

Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.
Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5

Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin
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Teddy Roosevelt Conversation

1. A three-person conversation in which two people are competing to eventually sleep with a third person, usually by way of a shared conversational topic in which the two competitors are trying to show that they know more than the other.
Dude did check out the Teddy Roosevelt Conversation happening on the couch! My money is on the tall one!”

Teddy picker

1. A claw machine

2. Someone who is a try hard and goes to extreme lengths for fame

3. Song by arctic monkeys
1. Mom may I have a coin for the teddy picker?

2. Bro he such a teddy picker he went cliff diving to get on the news

3. My favorite song by arctic monkeys is teddy picker!
Teddy picker by That boleyn girl February 1, 2026

Mrs. Teddy

Mr. Teddy's wife
Mrs. Teddy is Mr. Teddy's wife

The Teddy Long Dance 

A dance that looks like you're wiping off a table with both hands. Made famous by Theodore Long.
Long came out on stage and did the Teddy Long dance.

hot chocolate teddy bear 

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

One Two Teddy 

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
One Two Teddy by Microstakes May 16, 2008