Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018

Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz

The name of a member of a TACO BELL RAMEN NOODLE CULT

Bish that Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz gotta get her TV stuck in her toilet

by AVOCADOSTAPLER August 17, 2018

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

Taco bell

A cheap colon cleanse company

I was constipated so I went to taco bell

by Retropropane November 15, 2022

Pink Taco Bell

Vagina that you tryna devour.

“Yo Lyle you see that group of girls?”
“Yeah man, I’m tryna get me some pink taco bell”
“Let’s hit up the drive through then” (Hooking up)

by MrDooTheDash September 27, 2022

Taco Bell whore

A person that doesn’t need a reason to go to Taco Bell, but now has a reason to go to Taco Bell.

Dammit Jim! I’m a Taco Bell whore, not a doctor!

by jim24144 October 3, 2022

Taco Bell

Taco Bell - Noun - Slang term for dog food.

Dog 1: Mmmm taco bell. ***SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP***

by Saratosia January 17, 2022