double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 19, 2004

royal wedding

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

by kate middleton April 29, 2011

you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 28, 2019

wedding wrights

Wedding wright are something people say during dirty talk to their partners while getting intimate with one another.

“I’m gonna use my wedding wrights.” He said to his wife.

by Im_tired404 December 10, 2023

Italian Wedding

Male-male anal sex.

Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?

by toastingsubs April 20, 2011

wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.

Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.

by Space Junkee January 09, 2018

Royal wedding

When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.

Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.

by Danger, MD May 19, 2018